Episode 30 • “There are no ugly women, only poor ones.”
Crossed the path, then I followed your face
It was hard to believe, it was hard to trace
Uh, I saw you today
Seem like I see you every day
But there's somethin' I figured out about you
Episode 29 • Read My Mind
A subtle kiss that no one sees
A broken wrist and a big trapeze
Episode 28 • What Is Sexy?
In a word or two, it′s you I wanna do
No, not your body, your mind, you fool
Episode 27 • Guilty Pleasure
Our love will climb any mountain near or far, we are
And we never let it end
We are devotion
And we got nothing to be sorry for
Episode 26 • I Begged You to Get Some Therapy
You were a tomato! A tomato doesn't have logic!
Episode 25 • Honey, I’m Home
In here, Ward!
Episode 24 • Here Comes the Bridal Episode
Wherever you’re going, I’m going your way
Episode 23 • More Songs About Dating and Hair
Shinin‘, gleamin’
Streamin', flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there
Episode 22 • Husband and Wife
I now pronounce you
Episode 21 • How to Get Married
So you think ‘21 is gonna be a good year
Episode 20 • Why Get Married?
She's the one, I've been told
Now, she's wearing a band of gold
Peggy Sue got married not long ago
Episode 19 • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story?
I stop wasting time on tears
I live another fifty years
It’s not enough
Episode 18 • On the Move
I'm movin' on up now
Getting out of the darkness
My light shines on
My light shines on
Episode 17 • Dear P and J
Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Episode 16 • Comin’ and Goin’, part two: Goin’
I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine / We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time
Episode 15 • Comin’ and Goin’, part one: Comin’
They're always coming and going / And going and coming / And always too soon / Right girls?
Episode 14 • Talking About Money Is Incredibly Uncomfortable
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything
Episode 13 • Gilding the Lily Allen
This conversation's too big for a phone call
Episode 12 • Doing It for the Kids
Jump on board, take the ride
Episode 11 • 20GS DGAF
The GAF Talking Viewmaster is fun!